MitchHole Storage Going Out of Business Sale!
Amidst a failed attempt to expand and the countless lawsuits that it resulted in, MitchHole Storage has announced that they are going out of business. I recently got a chance to sit down with the owner and find out what the deal was.
So, Mitchell, it looks like your plans of expansion didn’t exactly work as you expected.
Is that a question? Did you. . .did you just ask me something?
Well I think that there was an implied question. . .
Well, I don’t see it.
What happened? I think that was the intended question. What happened?
Well, I was looking to expand my storage facilities to accomodate private vaults and government records storage -
Wow, government agencies actually contracted you to store their records?
Actually, I would just sort of get a hold of the documents and store them, I plan to bill the agencies later.
So you basically just stole government documents?
Why is everything so negative with you?
I’m not being negative, I just –
No, you’re always down on me, man. “Oooh, you can’t just take government documents without asking and bury them in a hole. Oooh, you can’t just dig in other people’s yards without asking.”
Didn’t digging in other people’s yards get you sued, and ultimately cause the demise of your fledgling company?
Always so negative. . .
Anyway, you’re closing the doors of MitchHole Storage for good, right?
That’s right, and I’m having a going out of business sale!
I’m afraid to ask, because I think that I might very well know what the answer is going to be, but what do you intend on selling? Your shovel?
Are you kidding me? I have a whole inventory of items to sell down there.
You mean the stuff that other people paid you to store down there?
Exactly
That’s OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF. It’s illegal to sell OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF without their consent. Have you thought of that yet?
Always so negative. . .
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I had my fill of the interview, and could see that somebody was in desperate need of some nappy time. I plan to follow up on the status of MitchHole Storage and it’s vigilant owner in around 15 years, when he is released from federal penetentiary for the theft of top secret government documents.
