Jeep Stuff from Jeeps and Stuff
Let’s talk about Jeeps. Let’s specifically discuss jeep accessories.
Here’s the deal:
I have this crazy uncle Walter (like that David?) who, for some reason or another *glug glug*, is under the impression that I own a Jeep Wrangler. So he calls me the other day and says “Mitchell, did you get the package?”
“Uncle Walter, you know that the restraining order stricktly forbids you sending me any sort of packages,” I reminded him.
“Now I can’t send my nephew a Christmas present?” he asked.
I sighed. “No, Walter, I didn’t get any package. Should I brace myself for the worst?”
“Only if by ‘the worst’ you mean driving in style!”
There was a long awkward pause.
“Walter. . .Walter, I don’t own a car,” I finally replied.
“Heck no you don’t own a car! You’ve got that Jeep Wrangler 4X4 offroading machine!”
I was in no mood to argue with him about this. The background behind the story is that Uncle Walter has some crazy nonexistant memory of me giving him a ride in a Jeep Wrangler. This has definitely never happened. I have never driven, let alone owned a Jeep Wrangler.
This minor detail didn’t stop my Uncle Walter from sending me a huge box full of Jeep Wrangler accessories.
I now have a hard top from Bestop, a Warn winch, some new seat covers and some tire covers and nothing to put them on.
I guess that I need to buy a Jeep. . .
